SPECIAL NOTICE TO COLLECTORS

Welcome to acrapulate.com … the soon to be hottest platform for the sale and purchase personal property and collectibles. Unfortunately, we’re not completely open for business yet, but you are sure welcome browse around. Some of our features are operational. You can buy Larry’s book … pleeeeeze. You can try to guess the Wazzit … or add a word to our dictionary … or check out some of the merchandise on our direct sales floors, the Garage Sale (for the less expense stuff) and the Estate Sale (for the more valuable items). If you have any nifty ideas how we can make this site better, let us know (yeah, the email works, too).

If we are not open for business, why are we on line … you may ask? Well, we can’t get all our features up and running until some really smart people with lots of money get wind of us and provide the funds we need to make this one of those hot sites on the Internet. If you happen to be one of those folks with lots of money … and you like find ways to make more (and have fun doing it) … look around and see what you think. If you like what you see, then get a hold of us and we can answer any questions … and send you a copy of our Executive Summary.

For more information on the investment potential, contact us at businessopportunity (at) acrapulate (dot) com … and come back on occasion to check out our progress. Oh … you have to be one of those “qualified” investors, this is not a general solicitation.

ACRAPULATE.com (SM)

ACRAPULATE(TM) a · crap' · u · late - v. 1. To acquire or collect an array of items of little value. 2. To purchase quantities of items of only collectible value. 3. To purchase quantities of items and merchandise at prices below market value. 4. To hold or store items acquired through acrapulation.
main - store - membership - live chat - forum - wazzit? - dictionary - submit your word - links - contact us
Sign up to receive our newsletter!

Buy Now!!!
The Acrapulator's Guide
(click here)

Everything you need to know about acrapulating. An ideal gift!!

The Acrapulator’s Guide is a zany exploration into the world of collectors who the author refers to as “serial acquisitionists.” Starting with the base word of “acrapulate,” the author builds a hilarious vocabulary of terms and definitions along with an array of funny anecdotes and personal experiences. His unconventional “conversational” style makes the reader feel like a participant in a discussion. Illustrated with more than 35 original cartoons by Joe McGuire, this book will put a smile on the face of any reader.

About this site

If you are a collector of anything, you are going to want to make this site one of your "favorite places." Enjoy a number of fun (and funny) things to explore -- and maybe even a few useful things to know and do. At acrapulate.com, you will soon be able to explore the world of acquisition. Buy. Sell. Exchange. Meet up for hot dates in rural motels. (Ooops! That is NOT one of the services. But who knows? First you barter an Elvis mug for a Victorian coffee grinder, and then next thing you know, cupid strikes.) When will acrapulate.com be fully operational? Not sure. We called our web designer to find out, but he was at his Procrastinators Anonymous meeting.


Find great buys at our
GARAGE SALE!
(under $50)


for the finer things in life
ESTATE SALE!
[coming soon]


Visit our retail store,
Craporium
(click here for gifts, cards, supplies, apparel and more)
[coming soon]


Be a bidder,
Virtual and Real-time Auctions
[coming soon]

Get the real value
Professional Appraisals

FREE FOUNDING MEMBERSHIP

Be an “early bird” member FREE … as in no cost … nada. And if people tell you that “there is no free lunch,” you tell ‘em – we ain’t giving you lunch!

To sign up, or learn more about this “amazing offer” (as the always say in advertising), click here x … or there à x … or any where around here.

Coming Soon!

  • Easy to use "no fees" TRADING FLOOR
  • Real Time Auctions
  • High Quality APPRAISAL SERVICE
  • Collector CHAT ROOMS
  • Member MESSAGE BOARDS
  • Member Contribution DICTIONARY
  • SPECIAL ITEM SEARCH
  • SPECIAL ITEM ALERT
  • Discount store for GIFTS & MERCHANDISE
  • NEWS and Quips
  • Fun CONTESTS and PRIZES

main - store - membership - live chat - forum - wazzit? - dictionary - submit your word - links - contact us

For all your collecting needs.
Copyright © 2005 Acrapulation, Inc.